I love it when the market reacts naturally to events. It's like a cat coughing up a fur ball.

The irony of prison is that it takes years and years and years to plan an elaborate escape, but all you have is years and years and years.

There are always gonna be people that are gonna be offended about something. This will never end.

[Obamacare] has to be enforced because nobody wants it. This is the nature of progressive government they don't care if it's not good for you. It's good for them.

American people, what about the American people? I think the president delights in the fact that they have been roofied by technology and pop culture. They're not conscious to any expansion of power, which is why they're happy to exist in this dependant decline.

If Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.

So the villains aren't gay-hating Islamists or women killing tyrants, but actually us: an American Congress bent on the apocalypse. Don't we understand? Iranians love their children too.