Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round.

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber.

I don't believe a religion affords any protection if they are connected to any kind of terror.

Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality.

Essentially, the Tea Party are the Hell's Angels, but with sun visors instead of switch blades. They push macaroni instead of meth. Mess with the Tea Party and they'll put your dog in an American flag sweater on a hot day.

If you're hiring, if you're the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we were also idiots. There were just no cameras there to catch it.