When you have a TV show or when you are running a magazine, you have to remember that your audience isn't rich. They're not made of money.

Because a part of the entire [Donald] Trump experience or whatever this last six months [of 2015] has been sort of feels like we`ve been living in a dream, but this is all actually happening.I mean, it`s great to be a political journalist in this time. It`s about the rhetoric. You hear his supporters on the campaign trail say we`re glad he`s not politically correct.

If Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.

Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat. If anything if you have a child you should work more because your brat's going to annoy me at the restaurants.

[If Republicans] got to put their kids into public school. They got to take public health. They would become libertarian faster than you could say Ayn Rand.

ObamaCare is creating nothing but misery for everybody.

I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere.