When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens. I think that your people, when you save a place. But the problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down.

[If Republicans] got to put their kids into public school. They got to take public health. They would become libertarian faster than you could say Ayn Rand.

Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot. A jackass. It's cool to be a failure, as long as your failure is the basis for a reality show.

The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive.

The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover.

The irony of prison is that it takes years and years and years to plan an elaborate escape, but all you have is years and years and years.

What I'm going to miss is the competition, being, that's OK, I can watch from the house.