You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black.

The inevitability of abortion. But I refuse to accept the amoral consequences that are even far worse than that, which is harvesting them because we decided that as an adult society, we can use children to make our lives better, if you seek the reverse.

When you get famous and rich when you're young, what happens is you start feeling insecure.

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is? It's a candle. A Pogestra (ph) - table. A Bar Grick (ph) is a plate, an Eterleeg (ph) is a wine glass and a Scuggle (ph) is the name of my third nipple.