The irony of prison is that it takes years and years and years to plan an elaborate escape, but all you have is years and years and years.

People that want to control words will never ever try to break up, like, a fight on a subway. They will never confront an aggressive person on the bus. They prefer their fights to be easy.

The most problematic word in America is the word "problematic." It's a wuss word used by people to silence language without actually saying that they want to silence you. They don't want to go full fascist.

I would like to see a president with a monocle.

Some things get better with age. And then there's Madonna.

I never quit. I just got fired.

The problem with the immigration debate, it's probably is the most poisoned and political debate of any issue, because you have this huge voting bloc that everybody says is yours