I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.

My adolescence was all tits and champagne. I'm downplaying the magic of it all.

There's no harmony in most people in a way, and I'm attracted to it, and I think it makes for good storytelling.

Sometimes I look back and think, 'Good. I'd love to go in and bang out a good episode of 'Talk Soup' today.'

My grandfather had two boys, my uncle had three boys, my dad had me and my two brothers, each of my brothers have had two boys. Then something happened with the chromosomal experiment and suddenly I've got three girls.

I'm a terrible procrastinator. When we go to the airport, if they're not literally closing the door behind my sweaty, hyperventilating body, I feel I've been there too long.

I was just a quiet kid, really. I wasn't the class clown at all.