Golf's the only sport that comes with a slave.

Jews don't dunk. It's in the bible.

Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?

Golf's the only sport that comes with a slave.

My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be walking down the street one day and i could be hit by a bus." Maybe if you quit smoking you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster.