I can say with unwavering certitude that I have never started a pint of Ben 'n Jerry's ice cream that I didn't finish in its entirety within 6 minutes.

I can say with unwavering certitude that I have never started a pint of Ben 'n Jerry's ice cream that I didn't finish in its entirety within 6 minutes.

Politicians study hard and work diligently their entire lives to be able to stand in front of a national audience and lie through their teeth.

If you were starving and had all the time in the world, would you stop eating the greatest slice of cake on earth halfway through? Then why would you quit on your dreams?

Sometimes standing up for what you believe means standing down and allowing the universe to do its work.

Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man unhealthy, poor, and stupid.