Praise makes me humble, but when I am abused, I know that I have touched the stars.

He loved what he did, he loved being on Countdown - he just loved life

Praise makes me humble, but when I am abused, I know that I have touched the stars.

If you'd spent your life being called "Gyles Brandreth", you would crawl across broken glass to achieve the bliss, the simplicity, the purity, the joy of simply being called "Bob".

If God had meant us to go metric, why did he give Christ twelve apostles?

I think it should be made clear that the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats, they have not got into bed together; they are merely sharing a room.

John Major. He dresses so well. And so quickly.