He loved what he did, he loved being on Countdown - he just loved life
If God had meant us to go metric, why did he give Christ twelve apostles?
If you'd spent your life being called "Gyles Brandreth", you would crawl across broken glass to achieve the bliss, the simplicity, the purity, the joy of simply being called "Bob".
Praise makes me humble, but when I am abused, I know that I have touched the stars.
John Major. He dresses so well. And so quickly.
Gazing at the typewriter in moments of desperation I console myself with three thoughts. Alcohol at six, dinner at eight, and to be immortal you've got to be dead.