English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results.
H. Beam PiperI had a lot of other ideas, now and then, but every time I took a second look at one, it got sick and died.
H. Beam PiperEnglish is the product of a Saxon warrior trying to make a date with an Angle bar-maid, and as such is no more legitimate than any of the other products of that conversation.
H. Beam PiperI like it where it gets dark at night, and if you want noise, you have to make it yourself.
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