Take a drink because you pity yourself, and then the drink pities you and has a drink, and then two good drinks get together and that calls for drinks all around.

Sanity, it would seem, was a dangerously contagious disease.

English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results.

Take a drink because you pity yourself, and then the drink pities you and has a drink, and then two good drinks get together and that calls for drinks all around.

Keep a goverment poor and weak and it's your servant; when it is rich and powerful it becomes your master.

I like it where it gets dark at night, and if you want noise, you have to make it yourself.

I had a lot of other ideas, now and then, but every time I took a second look at one, it got sick and died.