I like it where it gets dark at night, and if you want noise, you have to make it yourself.

Keep a goverment poor and weak and it's your servant; when it is rich and powerful it becomes your master.

Apparently, on New Texas, killing a politician was not malum in se, and was mallum prohibitorum only to the extent that what happened to the politician was in excess of what he deserved.

Take a drink because you pity yourself, and then the drink pities you and has a drink, and then two good drinks get together and that calls for drinks all around.

You know, it's quite all right to give the underdog a hand, but only one hand. Keep the other hand on your pistol - or he'll try to eat the one you gave him!

I had a lot of other ideas, now and then, but every time I took a second look at one, it got sick and died.

Sanity, it would seem, was a dangerously contagious disease.