Believe in miracles but don't depend on them.
Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.
Dishonesty is like a boomerang. About the time you think all is well, it hits you in the back of the head.
Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts.
Tape record your parents' laughter
Remember, a good marriage is like a campfire. Both grow cold if left unattended.