May your life be crowded with unexpected joys.
What you must do, do cheerfully.
When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend, tell him so.
Apply this simple rule to your conversations: If you wouldn't write it down and sign it, don't say it.
Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire.
Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery.