Read carefully anything that requires your signature. Remember the big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
When you invite trouble, it's usually quick to accept.
Drive inexpensive cars, but own the best house you can afford.
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
If you kiss someone on the back of the neck, it spreads.
Remember that just the moment you say, "I give up," someone else seeing the same situation is saying, "My, what a great opportunity."