If you need to bring in a business partner, make sure your partner brings along some money.

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up up them.

Mature love is composed and sustaining; a celebration of commitment, companionship, and trust.

Overpay good baby-sitters.

Believe in miracles but don't depend on them. When you hear kind word spoken about a friend, tell him so. Spoil your spouse, not your children. Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. To help your children turn out well, spend twice as much time with them and half as much money.

If you kiss someone on the back of the neck, it spreads.

When you're feeling terrific, notify your face.