Believe in love at first sight.

Remember that what's right isn't always popular, and what's popular isn't always right.

No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.

Don't be called out on strikes. Go down swinging.

If you were to sell your character, would you get full retail or would it go for a bargain-basement price?

I never expect to lose. Even when I'm the underdog, I still prepare a victory speech.

Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.