The true function of art is to criticize, embellish and edit natureโฆ the artist is a sort of impassioned proof-reader, blue penciling the bad spelling of God.
H. L. MenckenThe genuine music lover may accept the carnal husk of opera to get at the kernel of actual music within, but that is no sign that he approves the carnal husk or enjoys gnawing through it.
H. L. MenckenThere is, in fact, no reason to believe that any given natural phenomenon, however marvelous it may seem today, will remain forever inexplicable. Soon or late the laws governing the production of life itself will be discovered in the laboratory, and man may set up business as a creator on his own account. The thing, indeed, is not only conceivable; it is even highly probable.
H. L. MenckenA Puritan is someone who is desperately afraid that, somewhere, someone might be having a good time.
H. L. Mencken