The military caste did not originate as a party of patriots, but as a party of bandits

In every woman's life there is one real and consuming love. But very few women guess which one it is.

He sailed through American history like a steel ship loaded with monoliths of granite.

What we need in this country is a general improvement in eating. We have the best raw materials in the world, both quantitatively and qualitatively, but most of them are ruined in the process of preparing them for the table.

One of the laudable by-products of the Freudian quackery is the discovery that lying, in most cases, is involuntary and inevitable--that the liar can no more avoid it than he can avoid blinking his eyes when a light flashes or jumping when a bomb goes off behind him.

If there had been any formidable body of cannibals in the country, Harry Truman would have promised to provide them with free missionaries fattened at the taxpayer's expense.

Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in their readiness to doubt.