The trouble with Communism is the Communists, just as the trouble with Christianity is the Christians.

The true bureaucrat is a man of really remarkable talents. He writes a kind of English that is unknown elsewhere in the world, and an almost infinite capacity for forming complicated and unworkable rules.

Philosophy, as the modern world knows it, is only intellectual club-swinging.

The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign.

Never drink if you've got any work to do. Never.

The fact that a human brain of high amperage, otherwise highly efficient, may have a hole in it is surely not a secret.

Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.