The trouble with Communism is the Communists, just as the trouble with Christianity is the Christians.

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack.

The function of a newspaper in a democracy is to stand as a sort of chronic opposition to the reigning quacks. The minute it begins to out-whoop them it forfeits its character and becomes ridiculous.

It is surely no mere coincidence that the land of the emancipated and enthroned woman is also the land of canned soup, of canned pork and beans, of whole meals in cans, and of everything else ready made.

The so-called religious organizations which now lead the war against the teaching of evolution are nothing more, at bottom, than conspiracies of the inferior man against his betters.

Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible.

A man full of faith is simply one who has lost the capacity for clear and realistic thought.