Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.

Suppose two-thirds of the members of the national House of Representatives were dumped into the Washington garbage incinerator tomorrow, what would we lose to offset our gain of their salaries and the salaries of their parasites?

It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents.

A man full of faith is simply one who has lost the capacity for clear and realistic thought.

Kipling, the grandson of a Methodist preacher, reveals the tin-pot evangelist with increasing clarity as youth and its ribaldries pass away and he falls back upon his fundamentals.

For the habitual truth-teller and truth-seeker, indeed, the whole world has very little liking. He is always unpopular.

For me to go into politics would be like sending a virgin into a house of ill-repute.