Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man.

The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.

I'm thoroughly convinced that editors don't help authors.

The notion that anything is gained by fixing a language in a groove is cherished only by pedants.

A man who knows a subject thoroughly, a man so soaked in it that he eats it, sleeps it and dreams it- this man can always teach it with success, no matter how little he knows of technical pedagogy.

Justice is what you get when you run out of money.

Watching two women kiss is like watching two prizefighters shake hands.