Some immemorial imbecilities have been added deliberately, on the ground that it is just as interesting to note how foolish men have been as to note how wise they have been.

[Art is] an attempt to escape from life.

Philosophy, as the modern world knows it, is only intellectual club-swinging.

I am against slavery simply because I dislike slaves.

God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

Nothing can come out of an artist that is not in the man.

Sunday is a day given over by Americans to wishing that the themselves were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in Hell.