Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
H. L. MenckenI know of no existing nation that deserves to live, and I know of very few individuals.
H. L. MenckenThanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia.
H. L. MenckenThe plain people, hereafter as in the past, will continue to make their own language, and the best that grammarians can do is to follow after it, haltingly, and not often with much insight into it.
H. L. Mencken