The saddest life is that of a political aspirant under democracy. His failure is ignominious and his success is disgraceful.
H. L. MenckenTo wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason
H. L. MenckenOf all the human qualities, the one I admire the most is competence. A tailor who is really able to cut and fit a coat seems to me an admirable man, and by the same token a university professor who knows little or nothing of the thing he presumes to teach seems to me to be a fraud and a rascal.
H. L. Mencken