Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.

Nothing can come out of an artist that is not in the man.

The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but in the forties he is at the maximum of his villainy.

It is almost impossible for an Anglo-Saxon to write of sex without being dirty.

The editors are committed to nothing save this: to keep common sense as fast as they can, to belabor sham as agreeably as possible, to give civilized entertainment.

the average man does not want to be free. he simply wants to be safe.