The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.

Balloonists have an unsurpassed view of the scenery, but there is always the possibility that it may collide with them.

Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

Capitalism under democracy has a further advantage: its enemies, even when it is attacked, are scattered and weak, and it is usually easily able to array one half of them against the other half, and thus dispose of both.

Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.