The objection to a Communist always resolves itself into the fact that he is not a gentleman.

Some boys go to college and eventually succeed in getting out. Others go to college and never succeed in getting out. The latter are called professors.

The music critic, Huneber, could never quite make up his mind about a new symphony until he had seen the composer's mistress.

It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.

The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down.

Pastor: One employed by the wicked to prove to them by his example that virtue doesn't pay.

It was morality that burned the books of the ancient sages, and morality that halted the free inquiry of the Golden Age and substituted for it the credulous imbecility of the Age of Faith. It was a fixed moral code and a fixed theology which robbed the human race of a thousand years by wasting them upon alchemy, heretic-burning , witchcraft and sacerdotalism.