The objection to a Communist always resolves itself into the fact that he is not a gentleman.

Richard Strauss--Old Home Week in Gomorrah

Living with a dog is easy- like living with an idealist.

When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.

Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority. The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong. All human progress, even in morals, has been the work of men who have doubted the current moral values, not of men who have whooped them up and tried to enforce them. The truly civilized man is always skeptical and tolerant.

The most curious social convention of the great age in which we live is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected. Its evil effects must be plain enough to everyone. All it accomplishes is (a) to throw a veil of sanctity about ideas that violate every intellectual decency, and (b) to make every theologian a sort of chartered libertine. No doubt it is mainly to blame for the appalling slowness with which really sound notions make their way in the world.

There is no record in human history of a happy philosopher: they exist only in romantic legend.