The objection to a Communist always resolves itself into the fact that he is not a gentleman.

The central difficulty lies in the fact that all of the sciences have made such great progress during the last century that they have got quite beyond the reach of man

Suicide is a belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.

The worst government is the most moral.

The Christian always swears a bloody oath that he will never do it again. The civilized man simply resolves to be a bit more careful next time.

Religion is "so absurd that it comes close to imbecility."

The net effect of Clarence Darrow's great speech yesterday seemed to be precisely the same as if he had bawled it up a rainspout in the interior of Afghanistan.