The objection to a Communist always resolves itself into the fact that he is not a gentleman.

Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner

Next to the semi-colon, quotation marks seem to be the chief butts of reformatory ardor.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The Christian always swears a bloody oath that he will never do it again. The civilized man simply resolves to be a bit more careful next time.

Women have a hard enough time in this world: telling them the truth would be too cruel.

The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake.