Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.

Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.

My guess is that well over eighty per cent. of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought.

Women have a hard time of it in this world. They are oppressed by man-made laws, man-made social customs, masculine egoism, the delusion of masculine superiority. Their one comfort is the assurance that, even though it may be impossible to prevail against man, it is always possible to enslave and torture a man.

No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack.

What ails the truth is that it is mainly uncomfortable, and often dull. The human mind seeks something more amusing, and more caressing.