Jury - A group of 12 people, who, having lied to the judge about their health, hearing, and business engagements, have failed to fool him.

My guess is that well over eighty per cent. of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought.

God must love the rich or he wouldn't divide so much among so few of them.

Politics, under a democracy, reduces itself to a mere struggle for office by flatterers of the proletariat; even when a superior man prevails at that disgusting game he must prevail at the cost of his self-respect. Not many superior men make the attempt. The average great captain of the rabble, when he is not simply a weeper over irremediable wrongs, is a hypocrite so far gone that he is unconscious of his own hypocrisy.. a slimy fellow, offensive to the nose.

The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it's good-bye to the Bill of Rights.

Every autobiography ... becomes an absorbing work of fiction, with something of the charm of a cryptogram.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness room to develop