Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
H. L. MenckenWomen have a hard enough time in this world: telling them the truth would be too cruel.
H. L. MenckenOne of the laudable by-products of the Freudian quackery is the discovery that lying, in most cases, is involuntary and inevitable--that the liar can no more avoid it than he can avoid blinking his eyes when a light flashes or jumping when a bomb goes off behind him.
H. L. Mencken