In the main, there are two sorts of books: those that no one reads and those that no one ought to read.
H. L. MenckenTo sum up: 1. The cosmos is a gigantic fly-wheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute. 2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it. 3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him the ride.
H. L. MenckenThe great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her.
H. L. Mencken