The sort of man who likes to spend his time watching a cage of monkeys chase one another, or a lion gnaw its tail, or a lizard catch flies, is precisely the sort of man whose mental weakness should be combated at the public expense, not fostered.
H. L. MenckenWhen a private citizen is robbed, a worthy man is deprived of the fruits of his industry and thrift; when the government is robbed, the worst that happens is that certain rogues and loafers have less money to play with than they had before.
H. L. MenckenMorality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
H. L. MenckenThe objection to a Communist always resolves itself into the fact that he is not a gentleman.
H. L. Mencken