Any man who, having a child or children he can't support, proceeds to have another should be sterilized at once.

Hamlet has been played by 5,000 actors, no wonder he is crazy.

The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of clichés.

The natural tendency of every government is to grow steadily worse-that is, to grow more satisfactory to those who constitute it and less satisfactory to those who support it.

Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the nose, and another hanging on to his coattails.

The common man knows exactly what he wants...and deserves to get it good and hard.

So few men are really worth knowing, that it seems a shameful waste to let an anthropoid prejudice stand in the way of free association with one who is.