Any man who, having a child or children he can't support, proceeds to have another should be sterilized at once.

The trouble with Communism is the Communists, just as the trouble with Christianity is the Christians.

Debussy--A pretty girl with one blue eye and one brown one.

The typical lawmaker of today is a man wholly devoid of principle - a mere counter in a grotesque and knavish game. If the right pressure could be applied to him, he would be cheerfully in favor of polygamy, astrology or cannibalism.

When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.

To the man with an ear for verbal delicacies- the man who searches painfully for the perfect word, and puts the way of saying a thing above the thing said - there is in writing the constant joy of sudden discovery, of happy accident.

A man who is an agnostic by inheritance, so that he doesn't remember any time that he wasn't, has almost no hatred for the religious.