What fetched me instantly (and thousands of other newcomers with me) was the subtle but unmistakable sense of escape from the United States.

Change is not progress.

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.

There is, it appears, a conspiracy of scientists afoot. Their purpose is to break down religion, propagate immorality, and so reduce mankind to the level of brutes. They are the sworn and sinister agents of Beelzebub, who yearns to conquer the world, and has his eye especially upon Tennessee.]

Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.

It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.

Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.