When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend.

The scent of frying astronomers long ago ceased to ascend to Yahweh.

Evil is that which one believes of others.

The worst of marriage is that it makes a woman believe that all men are just as easy to fool.

The mistake that is made always runs the other way. Because the plain people are able to speak and understand, and even, in many cases, to read and write, it is assumed that they have ideas in their heads, and an appetite for more. This assumption is a folly.

Psychotherapy is the theory that the patient will probably get well anyhow and is certainly a damn fool.

No man of honor ever quite lives up to his code, any more than a moral man manages to avoid sin.