When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.

The more a man dreams, the less he believes.

The aim of New Deals is to exterminate the class of creditors and thrust all men into that of debtors. It is like trying to breedcattle with all cows and no bulls.

In Baltimore, soft crabs are always fried (or broiled) in the altogether, with maybe a small jock-strap of bacon added.

The worst of marriage is that it makes a woman believe that all men are just as easy to fool.

The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are!

Capitalism under democracy has a further advantage: its enemies, even when it is attacked, are scattered and weak, and it is usually easily able to array one half of them against the other half, and thus dispose of both.