Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible.

I am against slavery simply because I dislike slaves.

The intellectual heritage of the race belongs to the minority.

Some immemorial imbecilities have been added deliberately, on the ground that it is just as interesting to note how foolish men have been as to note how wise they have been.

If all the lawyers were hanged tomorrow, and their bones were sold to a mah jong factory, we'd all be freer and safer, and our taxes would be reduced by almost a half.

If x is the population of the United States and y is the degree of imbecility of the average American, then democracy is the theory that x times y is less than y

New York: A third-rate Babylon.