If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.
H. L. MenckenThe most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
H. L. MenckenAlways remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
H. L. MenckenThe book of Genesis, a farrago of nonsense so wholly absurd that even Sunday-school scholars have to be threatened with Hell to make them accept it.
H. L. Mencken