On the one side was bigotry, ignorance, hatred, superstition, every sort of blackness that the human mind is capable of. On the other side was sense.

Jealousy is a keen observer, but looks for all the wrong signs.

Nothing is so abject and pathetic as a politician who has lost his job, save only a retired stud-horse.

Firmness in decision is often merely a form of stupidity. It indicates an inability to think the same thing out twice.

Syllogisms а la mode - If you are against labor racketeers, then you are against the working man. If you are against demagogues, then you are against democracy. If you are against Christianity, then you are against God. If you are against trying a can of Old Dr. Quack's Cancer Salve, then you are in favor of letting Uncle Julius die.

There are two kinds of music; German music and bad music.

Women in general seem to me to be appreciably more intelligent than men. A great many of them suffer in silence from the imbecilities of their husbands.