All the charming and beautiful things, from the Song of Songs, to bouillabaisse, and from the nine Beethoven symphonies to the Martini cocktail, have been given to humanity by men who, when the hour came, turned from tap water to something with color in it, and more in it than mere oxygen and hydrogen.
H. L. MenckenThe only way to success in American public life lies in flattering and kowtowing to the mob
H. L. MenckenIt is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.
H. L. Mencken