Debussy--A pretty girl with one blue eye and one brown one.
The more a man dreams, the less he believes.
The liberation of the human mind has never been furthered by dunderheads.
My guess is that well over eighty per cent. of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought.
Richard Strauss--Old Home Week in Gomorrah
[Texas is] the place where there are the most cows and the least milk and the most rivers and the least water in them, and where you can look the farthest to see the least.