The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack.

In the main, there are two sorts of books: those that no one reads and those that no one ought to read.

Government today is growing too strong to be safe. There are no longer any citizens in the world there are only subjects. They work day in and day out for their masters they are bound to die for their masters at call. Out of this working and dying they tend to get less and less.

Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.

The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of cliches. What they mistake for thought is simply a repetition of what they have heard. My guess is that well over 80 percent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought.

Evil: That which one believes of others. It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake

Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.