Any man who, having a child or children he can't support, proceeds to have another should be sterilized at once.
The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
You never push a noun against a verb without trying to blow up something.
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet.
The idea that leisure is of value in itself is only conditionally true. The average man simply spends his leisure as a dog spends it. His recreations are all puerile, and the time supposed to benefit him really only stupefies him.