A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

The music critic, Huneber, could never quite make up his mind about a new symphony until he had seen the composer's mistress.

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

Nothing is so abject and pathetic as a politician who has lost his job, save only a retired stud-horse.

I do not believe in democracy, but I am perfectly willing to admit that it provides the only really amusing form of government ever endured by mankind.

Remorse - Regret that one waited so long to do it.

When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend.