The music critic, Huneber, could never quite make up his mind about a new symphony until he had seen the composer's mistress.

I never agree with Communists or any other kind of kept men.

What is the professor's function? To pass on to numskulls a body of so-called knowledge that is fragmentary, unimportant, and largely untrue.

Kant was probably the worst writer ever heard of on earth before Karl Marx. Some of his ideas were really quite simple, but he always managed to make them seem unintelligible. I hope he is in Hell.

The war on privilege will never end. Its next grat campaign will be against the special privileges of the underprivileged.

Every man is his own hell.

It is only doubt that creates.