Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman.

The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.

Man makes love by braggadocio, and woman makes love by listening.

The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.

The law is a sort of hocus-pocus science that smiles in your face while it picks your pocket.

The truly civilized man is always skeptical and tolerant, in this field as in all others. His culture is based on 'I am not too sure'.

The intellectual heritage of the race belongs to the minority.