A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers.
If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.
A critic is a man who writes about things he doesn't like.
One seldom discovers a true believer that is worth knowing.
[Referring to FDR] If he became convinced tomorrow that coming out for cannibalism would get him the votes he needs so sorely, he would begin fattening a missionary in the White House yard come Wednesday.