The worshiper is the father of the gods.

The common man knows exactly what he wants...and deserves to get it good and hard.

The notion that anything is gained by fixing a language in a groove is cherished only by pedants.

[Texas is] the place where there are the most cows and the least milk and the most rivers and the least water in them, and where you can look the farthest to see the least.

It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.

Whatever the label on the parties, or the war cries issuing from the demagogues who lead them, the practical choice is between the plutocracy on the one side and a rabble of preposterous impossibilists on the other.

If experience teaches us anything at all, it teaches us this: that a good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.