The editors are committed to nothing save this: to keep common sense as fast as they can, to belabor sham as agreeably as possible, to give civilized entertainment.
H. L. MenckenThe ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
H. L. MenckenDemocracy is grounded upon so childish a complex of fallacies that they must be protected by a rigid system of taboos, else even halfwits would argue it to pieces. Its first concern must be to penalize the free play of ideas.
H. L. MenckenWhen you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend.
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