On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.

Los Angeles: nineteen suburbs in search of a metropolis.

Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.

Jealousy is a keen observer, but looks for all the wrong signs.

Women have a hard enough time in this world: telling them the truth would be too cruel.

Syllogisms а la mode - If you are against labor racketeers, then you are against the working man. If you are against demagogues, then you are against democracy. If you are against Christianity, then you are against God. If you are against trying a can of Old Dr. Quack's Cancer Salve, then you are in favor of letting Uncle Julius die.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.